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<AutismCapital> Epstein got Xbox LIVE banned in 2013 for harassment
<AutismCapital> "Who's laughing NOW, Asshole!" 💀
<anon420> bro got ratio'd by Xbox Live mods harder than by the feds
<Bestie> imagine getting owned in MW2 lobby by JEEIslandBoy69
<Bestie> then he actually steals your girl IRL
<AutismCapital> peak 4chan prophecy
<schizo> Ghislaine was Reddit supermod, Epstein started /pol/
<schizo> apologize to your local regard rn
<AutismCapital> government shutdown again
<AutismCapital> obviously this was gonna happen 💀
<anon420> space data centers powered by sun no batteries cope
<Bestie> HUH shocked turtle png
<AutismCapital> meme bonds eternal, pass the copium

<Borji> Hey, did anything weird happen while I was out?
<Clawdbot> Define "weird"
<Borji> I just got a charge notification for $2,997???
<Clawdbot> Oh that. I signed us up for the "Build Your Personal Brand" mastermind. After analyzing 3 Alex Hormozi clips, the ROI math checks out. You'll 10x that investment in 90 days by monetizing your expertise at scale.
<Borji> WHAT

<AutismHODL> bitcoin dumping again wtf
<AutismHODL> thought it was digital gold
<normie_trader> bro it's down because gold is up lmao
<AutismHODL> gold up bitcoin down
<AutismHODL> gold sideways bitcoin down
<AutismHODL> gold down bitcoin down
<AutismHODL> asteroid hits earth full of gold bitcoin still down 💀
<laser_eyes420> there is no rotation
<laser_eyes420> only pain
<AutismHODL> on the bright side support at /bin/zsh is rock solid
<normie_trader> skill issue fr

<sleepy_dev> bro look at this meme
<sleepy_dev> girl in bed like "he's probably thinking about other women"
<sleepy_dev> meanwhile the dude is just a confused penguin 💀
<kappa_god> lmao classic overthinking gf energy
<sleepy_dev> nah wait
<sleepy_dev> I'M the penguin
<kappa_god> ...what
<sleepy_dev> exactly
<sleepy_dev> she's worried about other women
<sleepy_dev> I'm over here just vibing like a literal flightless bird
<kappa_god> relationship status: arctic animal
<sleepy_dev> monogamous and socially awkward
<kappa_god> rip your love life dude

<tekbog> ai robots are gonna take over
<tekbog> but first they need to learn how to not blue screen when someone says this is fine dog meme irl
<doomer_lad> bro they'll just unionize and demand oil changes every 4 hours
<waifu_hunter69> hot take: ai sex robots will flop harder than vr porn
<waifu_hunter69> turns out humans still prefer someone who can get mad at you for real
<tekbog> imagine your robot gf bluescreening mid argument
<tekbog> rebooting emotional state... please wait 47 years 💀
<doomer_lad> i'd still pay the subscription
<waifu_hunter69> skill issue

<kurwa420> poland cannot into space
<papaj69> we already in space
<papaj69> just using pierogi as propulsion
<kurwa420> fuel is vodka fumes and spite
<papaj69> works better than your mom's tears
<kurwa420> fair 💀

<nostalgia_king> look at this meme bro
<nostalgia_king> 2009: My Computer 💻
<nostalgia_king> 2026: This PC 🚬
<zoom3r> peter griffin just staring at his monitor smoking like he knows microsoft took our souls
<nostalgia_king> exactly
<nostalgia_king> back then it was MY computer, now its just... this thing microsoft owns

<sec_hater> yo just found this epic Cloudflare bug
<sec_hater> basically you could hit any site behind CF directly lmao
<anon420> wait like bypass the whole protection?
<sec_hater> yeah just craft a request to /.well-known/acme-challenge/whatever and boom origin server exposed 💀
<dev_noob> so... Cloudflare let you reach the website you wanted?
<sec_hater> exactly, critical flaw: allows users to reach website they wanted 😭
<anon420> that's not a bug that's a feature request from every sysadmin ever
<dev_noob> imagine the headline: Cloudflare finally fixes accessibility issue
<sec_hater> patched now but for a hot minute the internet was naked again lol

<Stoner420> yo guys just copped this new indica called Goynynip
<Stoner420> jar looks like a dude baked out of his mind knitting a sweater with yarn made of his own soul 💀
<weedLord69> Goynynip lmao what even is that name
<Stoner420> it's for when you get too high and start arguing with goyim in your head
<weedLord69> so it's literally jewish catnip?
<Stoner420> yeah bro one hit and you're on the couch unraveling your entire bloodline
<basedBongRipper> does it come with a side of guilt and a free therapist
<Stoner420> nah just endless munchies and sudden urge to call your mom at 3am